I now I live in DC because:

...I want to establish mandatory WALK (not stand) times on escalators.
...I want to ban rolling backpacks because they are EVERYWHERE and get in my way!
...It is 96 degrees on September 14th.
...Driving four miles takes 30 minutes and 28 stoplights.
...BAD drivers are everywhere.
...Target is out of everything.

Here's all I got:

-Janai has been home for a week, which is great becuase when he leaves again, it will be for 6 solid weeks.
-I started a new job, which I'm sure will be good in the long-run, but I'm currently feeling UBER overwhelmed (the job is still for IRS and still in the same building).
-The day I started my job was the day that class started.
-I am tired.
-I need to start a group called Hummus Addicts Anonymous (HAA!)
-I am tired.